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Stupid questions are answered here, therefore
there is no reason to call and ask me the
following:
 When are you available?
At present I am available for
calls from
9am until 4pm Eastern Time. I
only work Monday
thru Friday. You are invited
to try me at
other times, but you probably
will find that
I do not answer.
Are you for real?
As real as you are. You think
I could pay
some asshole to write this shit
for me? It's
me, all me with the lumps, bumps,
and all.
I want to ask you if you will do my fantasy.
Quick response… send me an email
and describe
it. You have exactly 30 seconds
of my time
on the phone before I decide
that you aren't
a real paying caller. I can spot
a wanker
a mile away. So if you want to
give me a
long detailed explanation of
your fantasy
for FREE… then email it to me.
But no, you
don't get to do it on the phone
without being
a legit caller.
Do you cum on the phone?
Yeah if and when I am in the
mood. Which
is actually more often then you
might think.
How many times per day can you cum?
Shitloads. I guess you could
call it insatiable,
multi-orgasmic, or whatever.
But if I get
a few orgasms per day then I
am having a
good day!
Do you take prepaid cards?
No, not unless you register a
regular credit
card on file to prove your identity
and age.
Yeah, I know other services do
it all the
time, but hey I like to follow
the law and
verify your age. Call me and
my lawyer crazy
but that's just how it works.
Prepaid cards
can be given as gifts to anyone,
including
someone underage.
Do you take checks?
Do you see anywhere on my site
that I do?
No, I don't, at least not now.
What kinds of payments do you accept?
Credit cards. That's it. No to
any other
offer or suggestion. I run an
above board
clean business and I won't make
an exception
for you.
Can I mail you a payment?
No.
Where do you live?
In a house I own. Do you really
need to know
more?
Can you meet me? Can I take you
out? Can't
we just meet for coffee?
No. I don't use this as a method
to meet
men and it doesn't matter how
cool you think
you are. I go out every weekend,
I have friends
and siblings… I don't have a
problem meeting
guys in real life.
Can you give me free time? Can you bill
me after call?
LOL. Get real.
Do you do domination, humiliation,
sissy
sluts, money slavery?
Yes, but I do not honestly consider
myself
100% proficient in any of it
because it's
not my "lifestyle".
I dabble in
some of it for real, but I'm
not into it
heavily. So keep that in mind
in case you
want someone with loads of real
time experiences
in it.
Can I talk about anything?
I am NOT into a few things: animals,
children,
or complete degradation of women.
Just not
my thing, do what you will. If
you attempt
to bring these topics up I will
probably
shut them down and expect you
to respect
me. If you can't then you have
no class and
I will tell you so. Aside from
those topics
it's all good.
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