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Life is like a comic book or a cheesy horror flick… in some way it's all a big fat joke and laughable. Eat right, don't drink, don't smoke, get plenty of exercise, and don't forget your spiritual side. Fuck that… you are still gonna die anyway at some point. We're all terminal… so fuck it… I wanna FEEL good while I am alive, don't you too? That's how I view life…. and sex.

I am a very serious masturbator I guess. I'm also not shy about it. My friends could tell you that I horny often and not afraid to grab a hot dog out of their freezer and to do it in front of them. I'm kind of into myself a lot so masturbation becomes an art for me with plenty of preparation. I love body oils… I like to walk around naked sometimes, sometimes I just lube up my asshole and use a butt plug. My clit hood is pierced, sometimes I will wear a ring that that causes lots of movement and rubbing just to get myself off all day long. I don't really need a sexual partner to get me off, it's cool if I have one… but not really a necessity.

Phone Sex as a business is lame as hell, mostly due to the way it's promoted. There just isn't a lot of truth to it. And when I say TRUTH… I mean it just isn't RAW like real people are. All of that "I'm the hot secretary" shit is lame to me. I'd rather be the bitch who fucks you in an alley while swearing incessantly while I cum (and yes I really do that). I think a large percentage of phone sex girls and maybe even companies have "Fear" in them… about the callers. Like maybe you might go too far with a fantasy, or that somehow the girl herself will become cynical about men and sex. I'm already cynical mother fuckers… I speak the truth so damn well that I will scare you more than you can scare me. I'm not promoting or encouraging you commit illegal activities, I do have a moral code, but no conversation is going to affect who I am. At the end of the day it's all about getting our rocks off. I also feel that phone sex girls fall into a routine trap of thinking all fetishes or fantasies are "One Size Fits All". I don't, I know there are multi-levels to all sexual experiences, and that callers are just as much an individual as I am.

That's my philosophy… am I freak? You decide!

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